Now moisturize, primp, polish, and shun your grains! On breads alone you must not live, says the bitchy diet philosophy of some fat bitch who’s mostly famous for not being fat anymore—says the alcoholic B actor cocksucker who’s not an active alcoholic anymore. Did you know that Cock Sucker’s Plan for Ultimate Motivation is only 25 easy monthly installments of $19.95—plus freedom poverty taxes—and the cock suckers will even take your $21, poverty taxes added, plus fees, di-rectly from your bank account every month—electronically! It’s automatic! Hassle Free! You won’t even notice you’re losing it. Can you believe that fucking shit?! Computers. So buy the cocksucker programs, and listen and listen—hundreds of mp3s, 30 minutes each—and walk through a depressive chaos, stressed and mangled, talking this half-baked bullshit, and in public!—Highlighted Portions—a cocksucker looks out for numero uno! [sic]—make every compliment 1/2 insult—a creative neg—you know, to surprise her!–I mean, just imagine you’re a great writer, and do what the great writers did. [Which was?] Page turned. They lied to get laid or paid. They lied to get off the hooks they hung their own asses from—and why?—well, because, nothing for nothing, and I’m just saying, what does it have to do with me?

Lyrics for Reading Along
It was just before dawn
One miserable morning in black ‘forty four.
When the forward commander
Was told to sit tight
When he asked that his men be withdrawn.
And the Generals gave thanks
As the other ranks held back
The enemy tanks for a while.
And the Anzio bridgehead
Was held for the price
Of a few hundred ordinary lives.
And kind old King George
Sent Mother a note
When he heard that father was gone.
It was, I recall,
In the form of a scroll,
With gold leaf and all.
And I found it one day
In a drawer of old photographs, hidden away.
And my eyes still grow damp to remember
His Majesty signed
With his own rubber stamp.
It was dark all around.
There was frost in the ground
When the tigers broke free.
And no one survived
From the Royal Fusiliers Company C.
They were all left behind,
Most of them dead,
The rest of them dying.
And that’s how the High Command
Took my daddy from me.

Charles Joseph Bivona, Dad, in Vietnam, 1967
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